Here are a few I found, some are not bad.
Women are like...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
Women are like...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
Women are like...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
Women are like...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
Women are like...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face seri
more...Here are a few I found, some are not bad.
Women are like...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
Women are like...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
Women are like...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
Women are like...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
Women are like...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
Women are like...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
Women are like...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
Women are like...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
Women are like...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
Women are like...country western songs
If you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
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