A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. more...
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
Not rocket science hey?!!!
NOW
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food less...
Quoting: Originally posted by butterbll NOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
Parts
3.Tell him to go fishing for the weekend.
4.Tell him you want to go to the Gun Show this weekend.
Gee.....starting to get bit demanding there??
You guys just want everything... its all about take take. ha ha
Quoting: Originally posted by butterbll Well I can do most of the 52 items but 4 items are a little weak.I am willing to try to improve. If I got the job. I am a Renaissance man(I have many talents) but a Grand Master of none.
Wow Butter, aren't you the dark horse?
Mmmmm now that 48 out of 52 thats pretty good going, why have you been hiding this information???
You get bonus points for being willing to improve, but now I'm wondering which the 4 are? Now could it be number more...
Quoting: Originally posted by butterbll Well I can do most of the 52 items but 4 items are a little weak.I am willing to try to improve. If I got the job. I am a Renaissance man(I have many talents) but a Grand Master of none.
Wow Butter, aren't you the dark horse?
Mmmmm now that 48 out of 52 thats pretty good going, why have you been hiding this information???
You get bonus points for being willing to improve, but now I'm wondering which the 4 are? Now could it be number ... no maybe number.....no it must be number.....??
Oh damn this like one of those puzzles that you cant solve, keep thinking about it but cant be sure you have the right answer. he he xx less...
Well I can do most of the 52 items but 4 items are a little weak.I am willing to try to improve. If I got the job. I am a Renaissance man(I have many talents) but a Grand Master of none.
I see...trying to put me off my food eh? Perhaps i should eat the food (if i can) AFTER i've seen you NAKED? Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (she's gonna kill ariesram for that).xxx
Well this means you dont qualify for the job then. Maybe I should have been clearer in the job description.....I will clarify.
Need a man that can think with the head on his shoulders for more than 1 minute.
Have already killed countless of them from malnut more...
Quoting: Originally posted by ariesram
I see...trying to put me off my food eh? Perhaps i should eat the food (if i can) AFTER i've seen you NAKED? Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (she's gonna kill ariesram for that).xxx
Well this means you dont qualify for the job then. Maybe I should have been clearer in the job description.....I will clarify.
Need a man that can think with the head on his shoulders for more than 1 minute.
Have already killed countless of them from malnutrition. As they were men with little self control. Just like YOU it seems??
Once they saw me naked,they would abandon the food, in their eager pursuit of other delights. ha ha ha
So sorry Aries, guess the position stays open.
Damn, good employees are hard to find, maybe I should make the age limit 45? he he
Oh i don't know...what's the hours like? I don't have trouble getting 'up' in the morning,just trouble getting out of bed...women can be SO clingy in the morning...he he.
Well its a full time job!!!
Didn't you read the top post??? lol
But not all of it has to be done standing up, I will make some allowances for certain duties. he he xxx
Quoting: Originally posted by smoosh Ummmmm - methinks the list is too long - lol - No wonder they aren't applying for the position.
(but a very good laugh)
Well Smoosh I though that as well at first. LOL
But it looks like SOME of them THINK they have what it takes.
he he he
