Well I don't have any doozies but when I was in high school I was hanging out at a friends' house with my 2 best friends at the time (one girl and one boy...I married the boy many years later and is now deceased) Anyway, I started to sit down on a cement slab behind the house when all of a sudden I farted. I didn't even know I had to...it just slipped out. And of course it happened when nobody was talking and we all heard it. You'd think a siren had gone off. Needless to say they were practicall  more...

Well I don't have any doozies but when I was in high school I was hanging out at a friends' house with my 2 best friends at the time (one girl and one boy...I married the boy many years later and is now deceased) Anyway, I started to sit down on a cement slab behind the house when all of a sudden I farted. I didn't even know I had to...it just slipped out. And of course it happened when nobody was talking and we all heard it. You'd think a siren had gone off. Needless to say they were practically rolling on the ground laughing and I've never been so embarrassed since. I never did live that one down and it was always a joke between us (as well as the strategically placed fish....but that's a story for another time). less...

Well how spicy you want it? Mild Medium, Hot or Thermo Nuclear

Quoting: Originally posted by ozredhead62 Hi all, just a little preamble before I start....I'm home sick at the moment, have been ordered to bed by the doctor. Now there is only so much time I can stand staying in bed alone, so here I am ag...

My daughter found mine once, when she was about 4 years old. I found it in between the cusions of the couch in the living room... I didn't ask and neither did she!  more...

Quoting: Originally posted by ozredhead62 Hi all, just a little preamble before I start....I'm home sick at the moment, have been ordered to bed by the doctor. Now there is only so much time I can stand staying in bed alone, so here I am again. he he Now I was speaking to a friend the other night and I said that I did not blush. This of course has brought to mind of all the different time I have. There was one time when I was in my early twenties, when I had been talked into having an Amway presentation in my home. Well I had invited about 10 people but only 2 guys that I know turned up. So there we were, the 2 males and I, sitting in my little lounge room listening to the male presenter talking about the products and company. About 5 minutes in, to my horror!!!!! In trotted my little Chihuahua dog, looking proud as punch, teeth clamped tight, and dragging in my vibrator !!!!!! Oh I couldn't believe my eyes, the damn thing looked bigger than dog was, how the hell she could she be carrying it??? Well time stood still, while I watched her moving closer into the lounge area, while i tried to think of a way to get it from her before anyone noticed. Just as I stood up, the closet male looked down and saw what she was caring. OMG I thought, but I was already standing to go take it from her and hide it. Did I get a chance ??? Nooooo, this male then takes the vibrator from the dog and starts waving it above his head like he has just won an prestige's award. Well ground swallow me up please.!!!!! Anyway I grab the thing from him and walk straight out the door, hearing the presenter say to me "Its OK, we will wait for you" LOL Wait for me??? I never wanted to see any of them again. I sat laughing in my room to the point of tears. It seemed like ages and I was hoping that he will get the hint and continue his presentation or get out of there. But no this was not to be my lucky day. He waited for me!!!! Eventually I returned with the bravest face I could and suffered through the rest of the evening, so I could get them out as soon as I could. Try looking anyone in the eye after something like that happens??? Well there you have it. LOL So what lesson did I learn? Well never to have an Amway presentation in my home again, and always make sure my dog is MUCH bigger than my vibrator. he he he So anyone else game to share their most embarrassing moment?????

My daughter found mine once, when she was about 4 years old. I found it in between the cusions of the couch in the living room... I didn't ask and neither did she! less...

Ok Chicken soup it is.Do you want veggies, noodles, Rice or all of them in it ? Mild or Spicey? Breast or thigh meat or both?

O.K.....I commented before but did not tell an embarassing moment.

Here's just a tiny one....my brother and sisters and I decided to go bowling. It was my turn up....I fell and split my pants open. Everyone saw and I had to leave the bowling alley.

Hey,ozredhead62 Today, I hope you are feeling better. Do you want Chicken soup , or Split Pea to help you get better?

My son was about 10 at the time when he, my mom, step-dad and myself where going into Walmart. My son has more nerves then I had when I was his age or now that I'm older. Anyway, I was walking in front of him and my mom and my step dad hadn't come into the store yet. I can't remember exactly what we were talking about, but he blurts out with "whatabout when my dad told me to get out of ya'll room?" I asked him what was he talking about and his reply was, "you know, when I walk  more...

My son was about 10 at the time when he, my mom, step-dad and myself where going into Walmart. My son has more nerves then I had when I was his age or now that I'm older. Anyway, I was walking in front of him and my mom and my step dad hadn't come into the store yet. I can't remember exactly what we were talking about, but he blurts out with "whatabout when my dad told me to get out of ya'll room?" I asked him what was he talking about and his reply was, "you know, when I walked in on you and daddy and he told me to get out". The expression on my face was like "where the hell was I?" My mom was trying so hard not to laugh, but she couldn't help it. I was so damned embarresed untill I didn't know what too do. Hell all my life as a child I use to hear my mom and dad, but I never told them that I could hear them. less...

That's why they now have vibrators that are cordless !

Or how bout' them ones that say they are " massage " wands, or mini massagers...Heh Heh Heh !

As far as embarrassing moments, well one thing that immediatley comes to mind is queefing. ( Not sure how to spell it correctly ) You know, when you're hind end is up to high and you get that air bubble in there and then Pfffffffflpt ! UGH ! I hate that. Than try to explain to the man it wasn't gas. Geeze.....!

Or when you're tryi  more...

That's why they now have vibrators that are cordless !

Or how bout' them ones that say they are " massage " wands, or mini massagers...Heh Heh Heh !

As far as embarrassing moments, well one thing that immediatley comes to mind is queefing. ( Not sure how to spell it correctly ) You know, when you're hind end is up to high and you get that air bubble in there and then Pfffffffflpt ! UGH ! I hate that. Than try to explain to the man it wasn't gas. Geeze.....!

Or when you're trying to be super sexy and you have the hair, make up and out fit right and you're rocking the hottest pair of heels, then something clumsey happens like you trip or you spill something on yourself or your fake fingernail pops off.....LOL ! I lived it baby ! less...

Ok, I'll share mine with you all too. About 7 years ago, I had been divorced for a few years and had a LD relationship with a man who lived in VA. He invited me to go to Philly with him for a few days and he bought my plane ticket. While we were discussing our plans for our few days we would be away, he asked me to bring my "bag of toys" with me so we could "play." Well, when I got to the airport, there was a big sign saying that we could upgrade to first class for $25.00, so  more...

Ok, I'll share mine with you all too. About 7 years ago, I had been divorced for a few years and had a LD relationship with a man who lived in VA. He invited me to go to Philly with him for a few days and he bought my plane ticket. While we were discussing our plans for our few days we would be away, he asked me to bring my "bag of toys" with me so we could "play." Well, when I got to the airport, there was a big sign saying that we could upgrade to first class for $25.00, so I upgraded and was looking forward to my trip. I checked my bags and found my seat. Just before time to take off, the stewardess came up to me and asked if I was Ms. So and So, and I said, yes and she informed me that I needed to step off the plane, someone needed to speak to me. I had no clue why and I walked to the door, and to my horror, I saw a red-faced young man holding my checked in "bag" and a guard standing behind him. When I walked up the young man held my bag out and said, "ma'am, there appears to be something "vibrating" in your bag and we need to see what it is!" The guard began to snicker and the young baggage guy turned even MORE red. I took the bag, and unzipped it, stuck my hand in and found the "offending" object, shook the batteries out and held up a battery and said, "it's a battery operated device, I took the batteries out, do you REALLY need to see it?" He shook his head, the guard almost fell over laughing, I could hear the flight crew snickering behind me, and I'm sure I looked like a bright RED tomato!!! However, I stuck my hand BACK in the bag, and started removing ALL the batteries. The young man said, it's ok now, and I informed him that I didnt want anything ELSE to get turned on in there and that's when the guard almost fell over from laughing so hard. THANK GOODNESS this was BEFORE 9/11, I'm SURE I would have made the front page of EVERY newsstand if it happened today!! less...

Well mine is :Back in 1986. My girlfriend at the time were having a party at her house. We together had a few friends over for a get together. Every one was sitting on the couch getting ready to watch a movie.I just had gotten dessert for every one. That night I had gotten ready to propose to her. I had the engagement ring in my hand under her desert. Unknown to me her poodle left me a" present" on the carpet.The lights were off. Yup, you guessed it. I put my knee Right in the "Pr  more...

Well mine is :Back in 1986. My girlfriend at the time were having a party at her house. We together had a few friends over for a get together. Every one was sitting on the couch getting ready to watch a movie.I just had gotten dessert for every one. That night I had gotten ready to propose to her. I had the engagement ring in my hand under her desert. Unknown to me her poodle left me a" present" on the carpet.The lights were off. Yup, you guessed it. I put my knee Right in the "Present" as I got down on one knee to propose! Now as I look back I guess this was a sign from above of the quality of the years to follow of my marriage to her. less...

I have absolutely nothing that can compare to these but I'm sure giggling loudly now!